only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

(via tyleroakley)

I finally had a night off! Celebratory selfie!

I finally had a night off! Celebratory selfie!

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

I can’t be bothered with your bad taste. Sorry bout it.

(via mccallinit)

motherhensdetective:

I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.

(Source: queencersei, via pleasestopthistime)

the-sad-little-fallen-angel:

icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

Thank you

(Source: nonchalantcroissant, via crazyshitisay)

defekait:

If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

(via pleasestopthistime)

His bicep and waist are the same size.

His bicep and waist are the same size.

(Source: thatisveryhot, via thearrowreport)

thatsugarcanefit:

theepunkerchick:

bloodonhisfangs:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

Exactly!

Omg this was best post I’ve seen today, I will never scroll by this. EVER

That bitch got burnt

"And when the President of the United States walks into a room, everyone stands."

(via justjordahn)