If a 6-8” penis is too “SMALL” for you…I assume your asshole look like this…
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
"If you have long term payments but you need cash now…call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW…877-CASH-NOW"
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.