If a 6-8” penis is too “SMALL” for you…I assume your asshole look like this…

essfitcee:

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(via amyltoe)

My mom got a new puppy! #puppy #selfie #me #gay #nerd #dogwannabe #tiny #dog #cutie

My mom got a new puppy! #puppy #selfie #me #gay #nerd #dogwannabe #tiny #dog #cutie

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

slutdust:

Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

(via lgbtlaughs)

pikafwance:

mcliffvord:

lolthatsme:

VIEW GALLERY [x]

You know you’re a serious TV addict when you can relate to all 10 GIFs in this gallery! How many were you able to relate to?

All of them, oh my god..

*cough*Game of Thrones for last one*cough*

(via bwolfey)

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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"If you have long term payments but you need cash now…call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW…877-CASH-NOW"

(via crazyshitisay)

blua:

This point can never be repeated often enough.

(Source: commie-pinko-liberal, via crazyshitisay)

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

(via mccallinit)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via crazyshitisay)