unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via justjordahn)

axetemptation:

How would you blow $5,000? “Tattoos, from head to toe.” – Male, 22, Texas 
Notes:
The oldest evidence of tattooing still in existence dates back to 6000 BC on a South American mummy The American Academy of Dermatology distinguishes five types of tattoos: traumatic tattoos, amateur tattoos, professional tattoos, cosmetic tattoos, and medical tattoos.
Endorphins are released when the human body experiences pain, which is why the process of getting a tattoo may provide a natural high.

axetemptation:

How would you blow $5,000? “Tattoos, from head to toe.” – Male, 22, Texas 

Notes:

The oldest evidence of tattooing still in existence dates back to 6000 BC on a South American mummy The American Academy of Dermatology distinguishes five types of tattoos: traumatic tattoos, amateur tattoos, professional tattoos, cosmetic tattoos, and medical tattoos.

Endorphins are released when the human body experiences pain, which is why the process of getting a tattoo may provide a natural high.

Apparently, I’m a pool shark. I’ve always shot with my aunt and grandpa at the bar, but never thought much of it. She asked me to join a league with her and the people we played tonight were like, “where’d you find this kid? Pull him out if an upper league?” I was very flattered.

“Quit givin’ me trickens!”

We’re teaching one of our autistic students about humor, and he wasn’t having any of it today.

mancrushoftheday:

Reblogged via @man_crush

Absolutely and deliciously perfect. I don’t even have the words for this, other than fuck me. Please.

mancrushoftheday:

Reblogged via @man_crush

Absolutely and deliciously perfect. I don’t even have the words for this, other than fuck me. Please.

(Source: hairyshenanigans, via menscatalogue)

mccallinit:

I just want a cute boy with a fine booty to give me candy and flowers.

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

(via rj4gui4r)

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life, via rj4gui4r)